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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
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