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Tawawa is an unincorporated community in northeastern Green Township, Shelby County, Ohio, United States. It lies along State Route 29 less than one mile away from the Champaign County border. Mosquito Creek, a tributary of the Great Miami River, flows northwestward along the southern edge of Tawawa. The community lies 8 miles southeast of the city of Sidney, the county seat of Shelby County.
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Fields is an unincorporated community in Harney County, Oregon, United States. The community is located 112 miles (180Â km) south of Burns. It is the center of commerce for local ranches and the largest community between Denio, Nevada, 22 miles (35Â km) to the south, and Frenchglen, Oregon, 52.4 miles (84.3Â km) to the north.
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