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Carson Amanda \"Carsie\" Blanton is an American singer-songwriter based in New Jersey, who performs on guitar. Blanton has released eight studio albums and three EPs, all with a \"pay what you please\" pricing strategy. Blanton wrote \"My true calling as an artist is to share…What I actually want to do is make beautiful music and then give it to everyone, regardless of what they give me back.\"
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Sangō Station is a passenger railway station located in the town of Sangō, Nara, Japan. It is operated by West Japan Railway Company and is administrated by Ōji Station.
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