{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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Charles Neitzel was an American farmer and politician.
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